i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
