He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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