i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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