I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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