i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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