Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize