Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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