I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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