And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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