last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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