Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name