ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I accidentally burped into my bong.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid