I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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