is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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