Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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