Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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