If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
