I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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