Walk of Shame. In a state park.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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