I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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