shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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