dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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