talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
did i just pee glitter
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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