is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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