How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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