ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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