my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
as a side note pls kill me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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