he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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