fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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