She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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