My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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