It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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