Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he just fucked me for my cheese..