is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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