Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
well you can't waste a boner
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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