its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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