PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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