Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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