My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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