At least make sure they are 18
Why
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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