I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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