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(919): View more from North Carolina

So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

And that worked?

(919): View more from North Carolina

9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

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(585): View more from New York

He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.

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(954): View more from Florida

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?

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Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?

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Youre my hero

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