she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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