found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
