dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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