the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
