it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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