Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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