guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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