i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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