I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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