Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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