We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You are a genius and a whore.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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