Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i need some magic done to my vagina
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize
