it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How's work?
Spinning.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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